Episode 23 (30:49)

2/14/2007

Happy Valentine's Day! Featuring "Erik"

Topics
- Soong Yong Kim International Wholesale Foods Limited Co.
- Shout out to Dae-Ho
- Introducing our special guest
- Oscar drives by Mira Mesa HS
- Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD
- Pussy snorkel - link
- Oscar's pussy scuba gear
- Oscar's valentine's day plans
- Caterpillar crunchies
- Candy coccoons
- Cockroach fetish
- Tragedy strikes the Alex and Oscar Show
- Nose picking fetish - link
- Dating tips by Erik
- If a tree falls in the forest...

Media
- European scat clip - download
- Sex with an old woman - download

Episode 22 (11:55)

2/7/2007

Topics
- Happy birthday, Luke
- Oscar drugs his girlfriend
- Man loses wife in card game - link
- Doctor jailed for raping unconscious wife - link
- Alex and Oscar are deeply religious
- 10 Christian Dating Tips for Effective Missionary Dating - link
- Doctor cuts off patient's penis - link
- We love Ashton Kutcher
- Charmaine complains that our episodes are too long

Media
- None!!! Send us gross porn clips!

Episode 21 (25:47)

1/9/2007

Topics
- Happy new year
- Condoms 'too big' for Indian men (Crystal) - link
- Extra large condoms for men in South Africa - link
- Most Indian men want virgin brides poll - link
- Oscar does not want to marry a virgin
- Extensive discussion on incest
- Japanese fantasy sex hotels - link
- Oscar goes into Victoria's Secret
- Heart Attack Grill - link
- Urinating on jellyfish stings - link
- Poll: have someone pee on you or shit on someone else?

Media
- Gross porn clip (Krishan) - download

Episode 20 (28:24)

12/8/2006

Topics
- Alex's foosball techniques
- Oscar's busy schedule
- Bono and Mother Teresa
- Pakistanis are party animals
- Oscar's salvia trip
- Oscar's new girlfriend
- Nose fetish
- Needed: field correspondant

Media
- Gross porn clip - download

Episode 19 (36:26)

10/7/2006

Topics
- Shouts to our Hong Kong and Brazilian listeners
- Oscar's near death experience
- High school teachers Alex wants dead
- Marrying cows and computers
- Japanese have vending machines for everything - link
- Anthony, get us used underwear from japan
- Street value of used underwear in japan
- Bratty princess - link
- Super-heroines-getting-beat-up fetish - link
- Masturbation is wrong - link
- Rapping priest - link
- Plastic baby dolls with feces heating coil

Media
- Gross porn clip - download

Episode 18 (49:32)

9/6/2006

Topics
- Snakes on a Plane
- Oscar's train restroom discovery
- Alex's Oakland wedding debacle
- Marriages for citizenship
- Why is everybody getting married?
- Pornography for the blind
- Alex's work stories
- Expectant mother parking - good or evil?

Media
- Self-fellatio - download
- Needles in testicle - download
- Gross porn clip - download

Episode 17 (58:09)

7/19/2006

Topics
- Oscar has moved out of Mira Mesa
- What's it like to live on a prison planet?
- Prison penpals
- Russian marries cow - link
- Valkyries vs. Devourers
- Prison Beauty Pageant - link
- VacBed - link
- The Da Vinci Load - link
- Making legitimate movie titles into porno movie titles

Media
- Gross porn clip - download

Episode 16 (49:57)

7/4/2006

The getting-off episode. Dedicated to everything and everyone that gets us off.

Topics
- Animal mating - link
- Japanese people aren't having enough sex - link
- Judge uses penis pump - link
- Fisting for Christians - link
- Necrophilia is about knowing yourself - link
- Church of Bob Saget - link

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week - download
- Gross porn clip of the week (honorable mention) - download
- Jizz in hair - download

Episode 15 (49:02)

6/16/2006

The hell episode. Dedicated to everything and everyone that is going to hell.

Topics
- Poop prank - link
- Eating shit
- The downfall of the Japanese
- Douche (Josh)
- Flatulence sets hospital on fire - link
- New Batwoman is a lesbian (fmzoot) - link
- Lolita Confinement Lesbian - link
- Self-mutilation rampant at 2 Ivy League schools - link
- Suicide Girls - link
- Magnetic implants - link
- Alex is a dumb high school kid
- Emo makes us cry
- Learn to work the goddamn auto-timer
- Marlo
- Suburban kids that play dress-up

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week - download

Episode 14 (32:40)

5/13/2006

Happy mother's day.

Topics
- Malaysian teacher who punishes students with porn - link
- Sexy Losers - link
- Breast feeding photos blog - link
- Gino the Ginny - link

Media
- Robot sex - download
- Gross porn clip of the week - download

Episode 13 (35:27)

5/1/2006

Topics
- The Men Who Have Sex with Real Dolls - link
- It's official: Distracted drivers are dangerous - link
- Man Blows Up His House After Quarrel With Guests, Kills Nephew - link
- Phony doctor gives free breast exams - link
- Lightning kills 5 Mexican children in prayer - link
- Livejournal guy dies - link
- DEA agent shoots his own foot in front of kids - link
- Size matters in macho Mexico’s election - link

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week - download

Episode 12 (33:44)

4/20/2006

Topics
- Rube Goldberg Ramen - link
- Nerds make better lovers - link
- Gino the Ginny (Mike) - link
- Real doll - link
- Candy girl - link

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week - download

Episode 11 (40:05)

4/10/2006

Topics

- Vulva Original (Cindy) - link
- Britney Spears sculpture (Zoot) - link
- iGoatse iPod skin (Marlo) - link
- Oiled suspect attacks officers - link
- Hotel charges guests by the pound - link
- World of Warcraft players forced into real world - link
- Terror insurance - link
- Bluetooth headsets

Media
- Gross porn clips of the week - 1 2 3

Episode 10 (49:44)

3/14/2006

featuring Kimiko (self-proclaimed well-styled tart)

Topics
- Teen guilty of killing, cutting up friend - link
- Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine - link
- Tom and Jerry - a Jewish makeover? - link
- Man Wins 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' Contest - link
- World RPS Society - link
- Asian girls/white guys (Kimiko)
- Fashion faux paus for women (Kimiko)
- Goatse guy (Marlo) - link
- Manly March

Media
- TMNT porno - download
- Porno prank (Jerry) - download
- Gross porn clip of the week - (View source for link)

Episode 9 (35:11)

2/14/2006

Happy Valentine's Day!

Topics
- Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it - link
- Myspace: the movie - link
- Yellow Fever - link
- Matching nosejobs - link
- Cast fetish - link

Media
- Guy with big balls - download
- Gross porn clip of the week - download

Episode 8 (3:06)

2/13/2006

Topics
- The Science of Superman - link
- Jack Hammer Johnson - link
- In-N-Out 100x100 - link
- Political videogames - link
- Shaving asshair: a cautionary tale - link

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week - download

Episode 7 (30:45)

1/7/2006

Topics
- Woman swallows cell phone - link
- Grenade catch - link
- How many 5 year olds could you take on?
- Twisted G, the Gangsta Fag - link
- Goatse ring (someone please buy this for me -Alex) - link
- Ipecac information - link
- Ipecac video - link
- Parasitic catfish - link

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week - download
DISCLAIMER - THIS CLIP WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU VALUE YOUR
SANITY, DON'T DOWNLOAD (unless you are Dae-Ho).
- Honorable mention - download

Episode 6 (16:26)

12/29/2005

This is our Best of... episode which contains a random mashup of clips from episodes 1 - 5. Thanks for listening and happy new year!

Episode 5 (53:24)

12/2/2005

featuring Kimiko

Topics
- World of Warcraft clarification - link
- World of Warcraft wedding - link
- Cosplay girl hates us because we're idiots - link
- Homeless people, revisited
- Japanese video game (Mark) - link
- CMU shows XXX - link
- Fashion/Dating/Sex don'ts by Kimiko

Media
DISCLAIMER - THIS CLIP WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. IF YOU VALUE YOUR
SANITY, DOWNLOAD THE HONORABLE MENTION INSTEAD.
- Gross porn clip of the week (Mark) - download
- Honorable mention - download

Episode 4 (47:32)

11/24/2005

Topics
- World of Warcraft - link1 link2
- Dating disasters, part 1 - link
- Trading Spouses - link
- Cosplay girl (Cindy) - link
- Fatal consequences of masturbation - link
- Metrosexuality by Anthony

Media
- Funny porn clip of the week (complaints from the weak of heart) - download
- Trading Spouses clip - download

Episode 3 (29:06)

11/17/2005

Topics
- Infant rape, revisited (Luke) - link
- Tentacle rape, revisited (Luke) - link 1 link 2
- Rolly backpacks and guy on segway
- Cosplay - link
- Lightning bolt!
- Catching cold - link
- Hong Kong photography - link
- Scooter Libby's erotic novel (Luke) - link

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week (Luke) - download
- Lightning bolt! - download

Episode 2 (38:19)

11/10/2005

Topics
- Dating deal breakers
- Alex and Oscar's dating advice
- Masturbation
- Harry Potter fan fiction - link
- Facebook - link
- Pastor electrocuted during baptism - link
- Make Kaz your buddy icon
- Infant rape
- Be a guest star on this show!
- Listener mail

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week (thanks Cindy) - download
- Kaz aim icon - I hope we DO NOT need to include instructions
on how to make this your buddy icon.

Episode 1 (28:09)

11/3/2005

Topics
- Prussian Blue - website
- Pornography - Something Awful Tubby Bob
- Converting to be with somebody
- Walking zombies vs. Running zombies
- Cumming:The Fragrance - website
- Wind and Rain

Media
- Gross porn clip of the week (thanks Laura) - download
- Wind and Rain - download